Saturday, 04 March 2006

• Currently Listening Schubert: Symphony No.7 "Unfinished", Sy By Sieghart, Bruckner Orchestra Linz see related

  Ok so here is an entry into the unlimited potential of forks, boredom, and photoshop.  And yes I realize that his fingers are missing in the second picture.  The infinity effect is harder than I thought it was going to be, but hey, whatever I'll get around to fixing it some day.  I guess I got a little less bored these last few days.

  There is an internal struggle going on right now.  It is one of those classic good v evil.  In this case it has manifested itself as cigarettes v mountain bike.  And while I suppose I can maintain both activities one has to eventually become dominant in my mind.  I guess I always have to make things difficult.  Oh and for my faithful 3-5 readers I realize that this is kind of divergent from the typical what the fuck is he talking about type post and will probably lose me at least 2 of you.  So lonely in the blog world... like that old police song so lonely so lonely...but not really so on the other side of blog world is blogger, which reminds me of frogger, which reminds me of my childhood, which reminds me of that time I rode my bicycle into a Winnibago (sic?)  chipped all the front teeth in my month.  God that was a stupid moment in a life of stupid moments.  Hmmm... I want sushi.  Is it weird to want sushi when it is so cold out, shouldn't I be buying into the Campbell's soup commercials right about now?  You know the ones where the snowman turns into the little boy.  I don't know am not sure about the validity of this advertisement.  I mean come on.  I would never let a strange snowman into my house.  What's worse give it soup!?! what the fuck come'on,  It's not like I had a fuckin vat of the shit lying around on the back burner.  What is this a weigh station for wayward snowmen?  screw that action.  Fuckin snowmen lining up to eat me out of house and home.  And what's more what if you get one of those bas ass snowmen like the one Lipton hired.   That guy would knife me, steal my lady, and THEN eat my food.  and how do you kill a snowman anyway???  with a hair dryer?  better hope that fucker doesn't have some iced tea handy or you my friend are FUCKED!!!  So I suppose sushi isn't the worst idea after all. 

  Please note that sean's opinion of snowmen does not represent the Campbell's Soup corporation, or the Lipton Tea Empire in any manner and in fact is contrary to the general public's feelings toward to relatively easy going creatures known as snowmen, and as we understand it Sean is to be extradited to a small Norwegian town to be stoned for the ruthless debasement of snowmen contained in the above post...but I digress.

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